Watch out, Maria Malaria. There’s a new skeeter in town. (Yeah, I’m still a little loopy from lack of sleep.)

Scribblings and Doodles by Thom Phelps
Watch out, Maria Malaria. There’s a new skeeter in town. (Yeah, I’m still a little loopy from lack of sleep.)

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February 25, 2010 at 11:37 am
Dale
Trying to create buzz?
February 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm
thomphelps
Ha. I’ve been reading two of John Hodgman’s books. In the first he has 700 hobo names. The second has 700 mole-man names. I wonder, can we come up with even fifty mosquito names?
Here’s a start (I’ll fix the numbers later):
1. Maria Malaria
2. Denny Dengue
3. Irma Itch
4. Liev Larvanovich
5. Mayor Michael McItch
6. Joe “Stagnant Pool” Flitwing
7. Samuel Sharpnose
8. Reggie Regurgadisease
[Remember: family friendly]
February 25, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Connie Sewell
This is fun….
Minny Maskita
Mona Mosketer
Mossy Quita
Micky Skita
Mikey Skito
Ida Bite
Bubba Buzzar
February 25, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Dale
9. Buzz N. Ureer
10. Pupae Tul Arvay (Norwegian descent)
11. Jimmy “The Needle” Inurskin
12. Layzma “Eggs” Inyureer
13. Iva “Pro” Boscis
February 25, 2010 at 7:28 pm
thomphelps
21. Paul and Perry Bludsugger (the Bludsugger twins)
22. Willie “West Nile” Skinpoker
February 26, 2010 at 9:01 am
Mike Brown
Slappy Itchmore
“Red” Bumps
February 26, 2010 at 9:28 am
AdamBradford
Peter “Skeet” McSwithwick
Deno Globin
February 26, 2010 at 9:31 am
Tracy
25. Buzz Itchmore
26. Mora Noying
27. Git Aswatter
February 26, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Jan
Nick Needlenose
Mo Spreado
Drone N. Dive
Per Sitchtent
March 2, 2010 at 5:37 am
thomphelps
Only 34 so far. Sixteen to go…
35. Nate Nightsticker
36. Vladimir Impalingyu
37. Corky Corpuscle
38. Calvin Clotbroker
39. Samuel “Scratchy” O’Scratchly
March 2, 2010 at 11:10 am
Dale
40. Captain Hemo
41. Liv Tupierce
42. Swarmin DeMarsh
43. Bob “The Vein” Daley
44. Plasma Dyjester
March 3, 2010 at 5:03 pm
thomphelps
45. Dizzy Weltmaker
46. Ira “Swamp Gas” Paraside
March 4, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Richard
47. Ira “Earie” Irritant
48. Vector O’Disease
49. Stinger McStabperson
March 5, 2010 at 8:43 am
Andy
Stabby McSucksalot
Pokey McProboscis
Sucky McItchenstein
… okay, enough McNames…but I do like Richard’s…